Category: Lolberts

The Illumin-nutty: Freemasons, Denver Airport, The Illuminati, and What it All Means

Normally every 25th episode Jim Jesus does a solo episode where he attacks a common conspiracy or bit of woo prevalent in the liberty sphere, but not this time. For the 75th installment of The Lolberts (not counting the Not Lolberts episode)  He is joined by Larry Bernard a 30-something-I-forget-and-so-did-he Freemason and Baneposter talk about the wide wide world of Freemason conspiracies. What is Freemasonry? Is it the Illuminati? What do they do? Did they do the Holocaust and are they planning another at the Denver Airport? We go though all of it. Also new bumper music by EVA

This is also the fist non-BipCot episode of The Lolberts. We are now covered by a Creative Commons Zero “No Rights Reserved” (but all mights reserved) license. The Lolberts themselves are all still personally covered by a BipCot No-Gov License and you can to buy buying our snake oil BipStrong wristbands.

BipCot No-Gov Wristbands.
http://lolberts.com/merch/bipcot-wristbands
Cantwell’s Egg McMuffin Day 2018
https://www.facebook.com/events/159415381507708/
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Invest in crypto smarter with Heleum:
http://save.lolberts.com
Lolberts Shirt Store!
http://store.lolberts.com
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com
Creative Commons 0 1.0 License Full Legal Text
https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/legalcode
Music: EVA – Rear View
https://joshlis.bandcamp.com/album/rear-view

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Intergender Debate Championship Bout!

MK Lords of Iconosass dukes it out with Jim Jesus on the last Lolberts episode to be covered by a BipCot No-Gov Licence before having a pleasant exchange on her podcast in a yet to be released episode.  Topics include her most recent article on Medium “It’s Fine if #MeToo is Also About Bad Sex” which Jim nearly disagree with all of it, OpenBazaar taking Bitcoin Cash and ZCash,

SPOILER: Jim wins!

Jim Wins:
https://soundcloud.com/user-473848980/tracks
Jim Wins:

BipCot NoGov license


It’s Fine if #JimWins is Also About Jim Winning 3 Times
https://medium.com/@mklords/its-fine-if-metoo-is-also-about-bad-sex-19fd70a8f2e
OpenBazaar is also taking JimWinsCoin
https://www.openbazaar.org/blog/openbazaar-2-1-released-bitcoin-cash-zcash-integrated/
Jim Win’s Egg McMuffin Day 2018
https://www.facebook.com/events/159415381507708/
Steve Miller-Miller’s “Jim Wins” Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts where Jim wins again
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts where Jim wins again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Jim Wins!
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need more of Jim Winning? Buy from Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonatetojimwinning
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Shirt Store With “Jim Wins” shirt
http://store.lolberts.com
Jim Jesus Winning Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Clarissa Explains Butt Stuff

Baron von Stormhaven from Sintopia Podcast and Jim Jesus talk about all manner of things including that they are going to do an audio commentary for Neil Breen’s Double Down Wish Upon. A little bit about movies, libertarian cowards, and someone buying butt stuff though our Amazon link. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Sintopia Podcast
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4543140
Wish Upon (2017) Commentary Track (Patron Early Access)
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-148-wish-16854193
Buy Butt Stuff Here:
http://shop.lolberts.com
Cantwell’s Egg McMuffin Day 2018
https://www.facebook.com/events/159415381507708/
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Shirt Store!
http://store.lolberts.com
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Shiny Badges Don’t Grant Extra Rights; But Notes Do

James Weeks II of Podcast Titles are A Spook and Jim Jesus talk about movies of 2017, and a bunch of shitty ones before it.  Christopher Chase Rachels got fucked by the Mises Institute after (allegedly) raping a trans man and abandoning one of his kids but we’re horrible because we don’t care about getting with black girls.  They talk about some Adam Kokesh updates and how he negotiated with terrorists after all. Also we establish a new national holiday, your Amazon Purchases, and an I WAS WRONG! Oh, we have a shirt store that makes good shirts and not fucking Zazzle trash.

Podcast Titles Are A Spook!
http://podcasttitlesareaspook.com
A Note on Chase Rachels’s Book
http://www.hanshoppe.com/2018/01/a-note-on-chase-rachelss-book/
Breaking: Ex-Partner Of Christopher Chase Rachels Reveals Prior Nationalist Behavior
https://libertarianvindicator.com/2018/01/28/breaking-ex-partner-of-christopher-chase-rachels-reveals-prior-nationalist-behavior/
Cantwell’s Egg McMuffin Day 2018
https://www.facebook.com/events/159415381507708/
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Shirt Store!
http://store.lolberts.com
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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The TRUTH About Adam Kokesh: Liberty’s Tide Pod

David Lukeheart of Zombies Government & You Podcast, Jeremy Hind-legger of Seeds of Liberty and Abolitionist Abstractions Podcasts, and Jim Jesus drop the dime for a whole show on the Libertarian Welfare Queen Adam Kokesh. From his early days of fake activism for pay, his unwillingness to pay money he owes his employees, defrauding associates, the toxic way he treats friends and women in his life, to his latest fraud where he got himself arrested for possession in Texas and squandering bail money. Also the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Here’s my Patron episodes I put out for free regarding Kokesh’s latest scam.

Zombies, Governments, & You Podcast
http://zombiegovpodcast.com/
Seeds of Liberty and Abolitionist Abstractions Podcasts
http://solpodcast.org/
Libertarian Welfare Queens
https://mklords.wordpress.com/2014/12/24/libertarian-welfare-queens/
Kokesh Faking a Cannabis Protest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FU6cmdspyk
Adam Refuses to pay Derrick J for services rendered
http://thederrickj.com/1611
Kokesh Rips-off and Slandered Shield Mutual
http://shieldmutual.com/2013/09/adam-kokesh-longer-customer/
Adam’s ex describes the abusive relationship she had with Adam
https://youtu.be/ysMLGfIGnrQ?t=113
Adam’s Arrest Livestream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6TKONVs7kw
Kokesh anounces he’s squandering donated bail funds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNeyhf9GhTM 
Kokesh’s dad is also scammer.
http://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/supreme-court-next-stop-in-kokesh-sec-saga/article_c9c12da1-b8c0-51f3-84e7-ba776253c9f8.html
Jim’s Patreon Episode about Kokesh Part 1
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-129-kokesh-16485795
Jim’s Patreon Episode about Kokesh Part 2
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-130-adam-to-16504014
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Satanism: Making People my Human Ottoman to Feed my Ego

James Weeks II of Podcast Titles Are a Spook and Jim Jesus (who’s a bit quiet for the beginning of this podcasts but corrects later) talk about all sorts of things. Including but not limited to how The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is ruining Jim’s life, Star Wars The Last Jedi and other Disney movies, Logan Paul filming suicide corpses, Jim’s conversion to Satanism, The Unique and It’s Property and how the bogus Kevin Slaughter controversy made our copies worth over $3,000, The Top Libertarians of 2017 list of cancer, a possible Cryptocurrency Deadpool for 2019 (call me,) Conservatism isn’t punk rock or edgy, and how people pumping their own gas in Oregon will lead to hell on earth! Hail Satan! Lou Feen will be running the seventh circle of it (aka The Meme Department)

Church of Satan
https://www.churchofsatan.com/
The Unique and its Property by Max Stirner on Amazon
http://amzn.to/2CGfcey
Logan Paul in Suicide Forrest
http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/02/health/logan-paul-video/index.html
List of Cancer
http://therevolutionaryconservative.com/articles/culture/top-libertarians-of-2017/
Some Delicious Satanic Ska:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qtRxDVRdrs
Lou Sander on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015485566697
Lou Sander on Oregonians Pumping Gas:
http://cheezburger.com/4416005/oregonians-are-completely-losing-their-minds-over-pumping-their-own-gas
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Shroomin with Yaks

Nick Hazelton and Jim Jesus yak about “open borders,” Thaddeus Russell, The Lolbers and the (possible) influence it has on the libertarian tradition, the new direction The Lolberts is heading in, yaks (of course,) ideological Turing test, hallucinogens, how drug mysticism is trash, and shrooming rituals. Also DIE HARD IS NOT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE FFS!

Yakkin with Nick:
http://justyakkin.libsyn.com/
Thaddeus Russell:
http://www.thaddeusrussell.com/podcast/
Are you an Ideological Robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z7y7FLhYGE
Ancap Barbershop Vs LOLberts – ABS024
http://www.ancapbarbershop.com/abs-vs-lolberts/
Die Hard is not a Christmas Movie
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-092-die-hard-15841453
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Rent isn’t Theft, it’s Spooks

James Weeks II and Jim Jesus try to fight but everything is a spook. So they talk about VertCoin, Competitive Vaping, Hammer and Sickle Vodka, getting fired from other people’s podcast, and Jim names Week’s new podcast which will be found here. All of this while Jim rips the fattest vape clouds. Vape Naysh Y’all! 

James Week’s Furture Podcast
http://podcasttitlesareaspook.com
VertCoin
https://vertcoin.org/
Vape Nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Marvel Fatigue

Baron von Stormhaven and Jim Jesus talk Thor Ragnarock and the Marvel movies and comics over some beer (an energy drink for Jim because he can’t drink tonight even though he was the one who did a party foul.) Also touch on a little libertarian stuff.

Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons. Ask him on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/millertwice
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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4th Wave Meninism

Baron von Stormhaven and Jim Jesus have a few Firestone Walkers and White Castle tempera. Talking about 4th Wave Meninism, the problems with Jordan Peterson, how Sovrn Tech is a garbage podcast (listen here,) and how The Emoji Movie is the film adaptation of The Ego and Its Own.

Sign this very important petition to get Bryan Sovryn to review The Emoji Movie.
https://www.change.org/p/brian-sovryn-getting-brian-sovryn-to-review-the-hit-new-movie-the-emoji-movie?recruiter=27659511&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=share_for_starters_page
Sovryn Tech:
https://soundcloud.com/sovryntech
4th Wave Meninism:
https://www.facebook.com/4th-Wave-Meninism-1134196936646867/
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com

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