Category: Lolberts

Rent isn’t Theft, it’s Spooks

James Weeks II and Jim Jesus try to fight but everything is a spook. So they talk about VertCoin, Competitive Vaping, Hammer and Sickle Vodka, getting fired from other people’s podcast, and Jim names Week’s new podcast which will be found here. All of this while Jim rips the fattest vape clouds. Vape Naysh Y’all! 

James Week’s Furture Podcast
http://podcasttitlesareaspook.com
VertCoin
https://vertcoin.org/
Vape Nation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Grey Knighting for The Establishment

Matt “t3hsauce” Pritchard took time away from his emacs to come chat with Jim Jesus on Episode (Order) 66 about movies and Star Wars Episode VII The Last Jedi using hints from the very expensive Battlefront II game. IT’S ONLY ABOUT MOVIES AND NOTHING ELSE. Not about the Alt-Right, Antifa and how they’re cut from the same cloth, nope! Not about Jim poorly explaining Max Stirner and the Post-Right. Not a word about the establishment, media, and Hollywood in dissaray. Not a word. Not even a slight mention of this shit teir article by C4SS claiming Antifa is an Agonist Defense Organization. Nope, nope, nope! OK, we did talk about Amazon Prime’s The Tick, but other than that it was about Star Wars, Parkland, Blade Runner, the new Evil Dead and Nightmare on Elm Street reboots. Not a single joke about Cantwell! Just needle drop the beginning and end of the podcast. Word to your wigwam!

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Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons
http://apronsarenotacrime.com/
t3hsauce on Twitter before he gets banned
https://twitter.com/t3hsauce
Morrissey Book Page One – Sung by Peter Serafinowicz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49lPGmnYDw4
Shit teir article by C4SS
https://c4ss.org/content/50200
The Tick Season 1B Trailer
https://youtu.be/hEqoxQt_RzY
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate
Lolberts Discord:
http://discord.lolberts.com

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Conspiritards Can Do Good, Bordertaryans Can’t

Jeremy Heimlichmaneuver from Seeds of Liberty and Jim Jesus talk about how JFK conspiracy theorists did a lot of good even though they’re totally wrong about everything. What happened to Bill Cooper and Jim easily refutes his version of JFK conspiracies. How that’s connected to Charlie Manson and fuck him for having people kill and then killing psychedelic rock. How a certain Seeds of Liberty co-host has been saying something empirically wrong; that Tool is best band (great band, just not best band.) Irrational fear porn turning smart people into “pragmatic” idiots. Also we cover 2 months of Amazon link purchases. You can get your buy talked about if you use our Amazon Affiliate link which is a WHOLLY ORIGINAL IDEA! Image from The Misfits – Bullet single.

The Lolberts 025 Hey Man, Nice Shot! Jim v. JFK conspiracies.
http://lolberts.com/archives/663
Sex and Science Hour
https://soundcloud.com/sexandsciencehour
The Misfits – Bullet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GplWFSU3tLA
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons. Ask him on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/millertwice
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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Marvel Fatigue

Baron von Stormhaven and Jim Jesus talk Thor Ragnarock and the Marvel movies and comics over some beer (an energy drink for Jim because he can’t drink tonight even though he was the one who did a party foul.) Also touch on a little libertarian stuff.

Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons. Ask him on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/millertwice
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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Non-Aggress The Cook

Steve Miller-Miller joins Jim Jesus and make fun of everything per usual. Steve goes on School Sucks gets Facebook jailed for trying to sell his awesome aprons. Jim can’t use his Louis CK looks to pick up girls anymore because of the Hollywood Bloodbath. A time traveler was late to a gig Steve opened for. No one cared about the Ohio bicentennial at the elementary school. OpenBazaar 2.0 is better but more confusing. Truther Elvis and Truther Dolly Parton is coming to Philly. Also listen to this album if you like country or Les Claypool because Primus Sucks!

MAVFeen Posing with Steve’s sexy apron.

Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons. Ask him on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/millertwice
Steve on School Sucks:
http://schoolsucksproject.com/podcast-519-rooftop-philadelphia-meet/
OpenBazaar:
https://www.openbazaar.org/
Les Claypool’s Duo de Twang – Four Foot Shack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84IkcZJia28
Jim talking about Primus for an hour:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/15303444
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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Non-Aggress The Cook

Steve Miller-Miller joins Jim Jesus and make fun of everything per usual. Steve goes on School Sucks gets Facebook jailed for trying to sell his awesome aprons. Jim can’t use his Louis CK looks to pick up girls anymore because of the Hollywood Bloodbath. A time traveler was late to a gig Steve opened for. No one cared about the Ohio bicentennial at the elementary school. OpenBazaar 2.0 is better but more confusing. Truther Elvis and Truther Dolly Parton is coming to Philly. Also listen to this album if you like country or Les Claypool because Primus Sucks!

MAVFeen Posing with Steve’s sexy apron.

Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons. Ask him on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/millertwice
Steve on School Sucks:
http://schoolsucksproject.com/podcast-519-rooftop-philadelphia-meet/
OpenBazaar:
https://www.openbazaar.org/
Les Claypool’s Duo de Twang – Four Foot Shack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84IkcZJia28
Jim talking about Primus for an hour:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/15303444
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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PHYSICAL PROXIMITY

Matt “t3hsauce” Prichard and Jim Jesus talk all about Donna Brazile dropping the dime on Hilldog for Bernie, Right-Wing Authoritarianism, the Alt-Right’s decent into obscurity, Satanism, and what Ancappistan looks like. RIP t3hsauce on YouTube.

NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Steve Miller-Miller’s Aprons. Ask him on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/millertwice
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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The System

David Lukeheart from ZGY podcast and Jim Jesus talk about Darren Brown’s ‘The System.’ It’s a system that guarantees to predict a winner in horse racing every time with 100% accuracy. Why “The System” can be used to explain lots of seemingly accurate predictions and results of all kinds of things and how to do it yourself. We also talk about anti-gun nuts and how they’re helping gun enthusiasts. Gun people trolling gun control morons. Jim Jesus is making content every day on his Patreon including a My Little Pony review and an audiobook of The Unique and it’s Property by Max Stirner which the translation we’re using has had some controversy. You should check out The Union of Egoists podcast. Steve Miller-Miller has some dank aprons for sale.
Also there’s a “NOT The Lolberts” Episode for people who follow the Patreon feed or the YouTube channels and it’s free to listen.

Zombies, Government, and You Podcast
http://zombiegovpodcast.com/
Darren Brown’s The System
https://youtu.be/wzjaxhEhy4M
Man Demonstrates How AR-15 Shoots 70,000 Rounds a Minute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChdOmIb2_Us
My Little Pony Review
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-029-my-nope-14788498
Wolfi Landstreicher Responds to witch-hunt.
http://anarchistnews.org/content/open-letter-concerning-witch-hunt
Union of Egoist Podcast
http://www.unionofegoists.com/podcast/
NOT The Lolberts:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/day-024-not-14707604
YouTube Version of NOT The Lolberts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfwq1xYqVGA
Steve Miller-Miller’s Twitter.
https://twitter.com/millertwice
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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Topless Rasta Car Wash: KNOW THE FAX!

Jeremy H-Bomb of The Freedom Feens and Seeds of Liberty joins Jim Jesus to talk about his legal situation and his plans to GTFO of New Yorkistan. We read THE BEST NEWS ARTICLE OF 2017, and rant about movies too. Don’t watch The Matrix, go see John Wick instead.

Seeds of Liberty Podcast:
http://solpodcast.org
Jim’s appearance on The Ancap Barbershop
http://www.ancapbarbershop.com/abs-vs-lolberts/
Topless carwash raises cash for deputies wounded in gun battle at Rastafarian pot farm
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-topless-carwash-yuba-county-20170919-story.html
Need Kratom? Get Kraken
http://kratom.lolberts.com
Need anything else? Buy Amazon
http://shop.lolberts.com
#plsdonate
https://www.patreon.com/JimJesus
http://lolberts.com/donate

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